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Happy Birthday to You, You Old...

Monday, February 05, 2018

Think about it - what did you get for your last birthday? Can you remember? Probably not everything though, right?

Think about it - what did you get for your last birthday? Can you remember? Probably not everything though, right? If so, you either have an incredible memory or you received some amazing presents.
 

Let’s be real, while some of the following are practical, they aren’t exactly rememberable:

- Gift cards

- T-shirt

- The classic socks and jocks

- Bottle of red
Unless, of course, you make it personal. And since you’re reading this on the Swear Bears website, you probably have a good idea of what we do around here… Either way, let’s give you some memorable birthday present ideas.

 

Happy Birthday to You, You Old….
 

- Bastard

- Cunt

- Bitch
 

All reasonable options.
 


 

Too harsh? Ok, let’s mix it up a little.
 


 

Or maybe you want to show some love?


 

Or some appreciation!


 

How about a cupcake?
 


 

And if you can’t decide on any of the above, what about a good old fashioned Fuck Off?
 


 

And of course, there’s always our funny aprons you can personalise.
 


 

If you’re looking for some inspiration, check out what some of our previous customers have come up with on our Pre Built Birthday Page.

 

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