Recordable Voice Boxes - Fuck Yeah!
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
It''s time to get creative! Check out our latest product and some awesome ideas on how to use it.
We’re so excited about our latest addition to the Swear Bears website. Seriously. They are fun as fuuuuck.
Who would have thought something so simple could bring so much enjoyment!? Maybe we’re showing our inner-child too much…
- Cost: $8.95
- Shipping: $6.95 (free shipping if you buy with another product)
- Length of recording: 10 seconds
- Ease of use: Real fucking easy
Steps to use:
Press and hold the black button down (red light will turn on) and record your message. The closer your mouth is to the recorder, the louder your recording will be.
Release the black button.
Press the white button to hear your recording
When you’re happy with your recording, slide the cover over the black button (to avoid re-recording)
Unzip your Swear Bear and insert the Recordable Voice Box. We find between the body and head pods to be the best location. Zip it back up.
Squeeze your Swear Bear
Laugh your ass off
Now it’s over to you to see how creative you can be! Here’s a few recording ideas that you could use:
“Don’t fucking touch me!”
“I fucking love you”
“I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong”
“People like you are the reason we have middle fingers”
“Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?”
“Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?”