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Frankie Fudge Eat A Dick

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Frankie Fudge Eat A Dick

Blue

Penis

Customise your jumper colour, graphics and messages

  • Heart
  • Hearts
  • Heart
  • Bears Hugging
  • red & white heart
  • Beaver
  • Star
  • Smiley face
  • Smiley face
  • Ribbon
  • Pickle
  • Penis

Embroidery of text

IMPORTANT..Please read: We will embroider EXACTLY as you type in the fields below so please be careful.

  • First line of text on front (Max 12 Characters):
  • Name (Max 13 Characters):
  • Text for back of jumper (Max 42 Characters):

Please add any further requests regarding this product below:

If you have a specific idea of how you'd like the layout and / or colours of design and text please specify here.
If you leave blank we will gladly use our experience to make it look great for you.

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Frankie Fudge - Eat a Dick

Looking for a unique birthday gift? A personalised Swear Bear telling the recipient to eat a dick... now that's a gift they aren't going to forget any time soon.

We think this combination (Bear, jumper colour, text and picture) works really well together, however if you'd like to mix it up a little you can always visit the Make Your Own section.



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All Swear Bears orders made & sent quickly. Online credit card and PayPal orders deposit immediately and items in stock are usually posted within 2 business days of funds received, and sent by Express Post within Australia and Air Mail to Overseas (remember if you need quicker please contact us and we will do our best). Pre ordered gifts will be processed as soon as they arrive in stock.

We use Australia Post for deliveries. All parcels within Australia require a signature and we can deliver to homes, businesses, PO Boxes, hospitals etc. You can request for your gift to be left somewhere with NO signature, just say on your order. Of course this is at your own risk.

Postage time will depend on where you live in Australia. Contact us here if you need in a great hurry and we can try to get out even sooner. Eg we often get last minute orders for christenings / baptisms etc on a Thursday and if contacted soon enough in the day we can post the same day to arrive the Friday!!!! call to us, no harm.

Use the following as a guide as to when will arrive, as Public Holidays etc can add time:

Sydney / Central Coast / Newcastle – 3 business days

Other NSW – 4 business days

Victoria – 3- 4 business days (main towns like Geelong, Ballarat and Bendigo only 3)

Queensland – 3 - 4 business days (only rural areas take the 4 business days)

ACT - post codes 0200-0250; 2600-2639; 2900-2920, 3 business days - rest 4 business days 

South  Australia – Adelaide area 3 business days - rest of SA 4 business days

Western Australia – Perth Post Codes 6000 - 6005 & 6800 -6899 3 business days - rest of WA 4 business days

Tasmania – Hobart & Launceston areas 3 business days - rest of Tas 4 business days

NT – 4 business days

We use Air Mail for overseas and can take up to 2 weeks to arrive, unless close like New Zealand where generally takes a week.

Our Guarantee

We are confident you will be more than satisfied with the quality or the bear, jumper and embroidery of each Swear Bears.

To support this confidence we guarantee that should for any reason you not be satisfied with you’re Swear Bears bear then we will provide a full refund to you, on receipt of the complete package, as sent to you, within 40 days of the original order being submitted.

We recommend contacting us in the first instance in case there are any alternative solutions that we could agree to before you return the bear, however this is not a condition of this guarantee.

Similarly we would greatly appreciate feedback on what was not to your satisfaction for you to wish to return the bear you purchased.

Feedback can be provided on our ‘feedback page’, by phone, email or in writing. Your effort in helping us to improve our products and services are most welcomed.

In returning a Swear Bears bear, the cost of return postage is at the purchasers cost.
This being the only expense to the purchaser in the unlikely event that a bear needs to be returned.

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